tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post9017902700858535188..comments2024-03-25T11:09:41.538-04:00Comments on a minor friar blog: Funniest. Intercessions. Ever.Brother Charleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07780326836452864455noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-32738298612085845192012-05-03T23:49:18.121-04:002012-05-03T23:49:18.121-04:00To some third grade students we were talking about...To some third grade students we were talking about the mysteries of the rosary. They had studied the joyful mysteries, but hadn't gotten into the sorrowful mysteries. So I thought I would see where they were with them. The First mystery came out all right. But the second one no one knew. But one little girl made an attempt at stating the second mystery. "I'm not sure, but I think it is something like 'Jesus is screwed at the pillar.'"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-78030534499795966532010-02-18T12:32:41.800-05:002010-02-18T12:32:41.800-05:00Maybe they needed prayer most of all!Maybe they needed prayer most of all!Brother Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07780326836452864455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-56044854300125244402010-02-18T12:13:27.136-05:002010-02-18T12:13:27.136-05:00We ususally pray the the sick of our parish,
but o...We ususally pray the the sick of our parish,<br />but one weekend it was written and prayed,<br />For those who are sick of our parishJerrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-71619177924387552872009-09-18T20:42:35.810-04:002009-09-18T20:42:35.810-04:00I heard one once that went something like for grea...I heard one once that went something like for greater love of Charlie Brown, chocolate, freshly cut grass and the smell of rain. <br /><br />Random.<br /><br />As for funny slip ups... one time Deacon Bill Steltemeir was reading the gospel that said "And the humble shall be exalted," and he said "And the humble shall be exhausted." <br /><br />And once when a sister at OLAM was doing the readings for the Office of Readings she said "perseverence in the flesh" instead of "perseverence in the faith." oops!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17225797161001709496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-53152925341593913812009-09-17T22:19:09.145-04:002009-09-17T22:19:09.145-04:00I went to an ecumenical service that "announc...I went to an ecumenical service that "announced" the title of the sermon in the paper program--which was clearly phoned in to an overworked secretary--<br /><br />"Eve's Dropping on Eden"The Ironic Catholichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12990289461877567408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-44839775779882718772009-09-17T18:19:10.658-04:002009-09-17T18:19:10.658-04:00Ben,
My favorite in that category is from Good Fr...Ben,<br /><br />My favorite in that category is from Good Friday:<br /><br />"Then Pilate took Jesus and had him scoured."Brother Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07780326836452864455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-73403718917116468172009-09-17T17:53:01.588-04:002009-09-17T17:53:01.588-04:00This isn't about intercessions, but...
At my ...This isn't about intercessions, but...<br /><br />At my old parish last Pentecost, one of the lay readers was supposed to say "the Holy Spirit descended onto the gentiles" but he accidently transposed the the "t" and the "i" in gentiles!ben in denvernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-83086094406433174762009-09-17T17:34:43.134-04:002009-09-17T17:34:43.134-04:00Ahahahahah LOL
I've been sitting here laughing...Ahahahahah LOL<br />I've been sitting here laughing at the computer - they're all so funny!<br /><br />We don't have these at the Extraordinary Mass.Gabriellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07063728426506582563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-20415309719834014902009-09-17T17:23:03.276-04:002009-09-17T17:23:03.276-04:00These tickled my funny bone!These tickled my funny bone!Mary N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06618318192221168152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-35385698111976561522009-09-17T16:27:28.132-04:002009-09-17T16:27:28.132-04:00I've heard one "for an increase to aborti...I've heard one "for an increase to abortion" let us pray to the LordJoe of St. Thérèsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506671882770822003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-34388457816023396512009-09-17T10:54:44.543-04:002009-09-17T10:54:44.543-04:00From teens in my old youth group:
"Thank you...From teens in my old youth group:<br /><br />"Thank you for this amazing and once in awhile time for all of us friends, we pray to the Lord"<br /><br />"Lord we ask you to grant Tim a kind sayonara as he leaves for Italy, we pray to the Lord"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14879503153670122859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-12236206409099665042009-09-17T07:06:07.490-04:002009-09-17T07:06:07.490-04:00I've heard a few that were strange, but I alwa...I've heard a few that were strange, but I always committed it to the fact that they were spontaneous. Had they had an opportunity to think about what they were saying perhaps these would have been different...or not! Thanks! A laugh to begin my day! CathyA Bit of the Blarneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18418671116015181693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-24427870038682215782009-09-17T00:10:22.483-04:002009-09-17T00:10:22.483-04:00That is a great one, Paul Z!That is a great one, Paul Z!Julianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-30416323269477969092009-09-16T23:39:02.672-04:002009-09-16T23:39:02.672-04:00ROFL! Those are great! Our parish doesn't allo...ROFL! Those are great! Our parish doesn't allow made-up intercessions anymore. Used to have a priest that asked for them. <br /><br />Although I'm sure when they're written by people of various groups at times they are a bit strange. Just hasn't happened in awhile!<br /><br />BTW...love the "unjust purgatory" one. Catechized much? ;-)Adorohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02853244433854822731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-39168882922771552782009-09-16T22:48:16.018-04:002009-09-16T22:48:16.018-04:00LOL!!!! Number one sounds like it came from someon...LOL!!!! Number one sounds like it came from someone who works at Amnesty International.Qualis Rexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-89234680863999458232009-09-16T22:17:07.743-04:002009-09-16T22:17:07.743-04:00Hilarious!
We have omitted the "general inter...Hilarious!<br />We have omitted the "general intercessions" during the week at our Ordinary Form Masses...praying the Divine Office seven times each day along with other intercessory prayers seems to do the trick.<br />Thanks for your acknowledgement on FR Z's blog. I am passing along our blog http://sacradomusnazarena.blogspot.com since I did not find an email address for you. God bless you, Fr.!<br />Your brother-priest, John Mary, ISJFr. John Mary, ISJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13093937327145346752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-54764360635971210092009-09-16T21:59:33.650-04:002009-09-16T21:59:33.650-04:00I have none to offer, but those were *very* funny....I have none to offer, but those were *very* funny. Thanks!The Ironic Catholichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12990289461877567408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-64085821316803667922009-09-16T21:50:11.836-04:002009-09-16T21:50:11.836-04:00For the immediate resurrection of the dead, we pra...For the immediate resurrection of the dead, we pray to the Lord.Paul A. Zalonskihttp://communio.stblogs.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-11420836005884200502009-09-16T21:42:40.967-04:002009-09-16T21:42:40.967-04:00I heard this one ad-libbed by a visiting priest on...I heard this one ad-libbed by a visiting priest once:<br /><br />"For (someone famous who had died), who was a good Catholic, but maybe not..um... good enough... in all areas... all the time."Julianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26883902.post-57900699209744954682009-09-16T21:03:18.215-04:002009-09-16T21:03:18.215-04:00Those are hilarious, Father!
I have none to add.....Those are hilarious, Father!<br /><br />I have none to add... there's no ad-libbing at my parish... for the first time I feel deprived because of that. :)Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06624317806947588259noreply@blogger.com