September 29, 2009

Overheard in Church

Lines one just doesn't expect to hear in a eulogy at a funeral Mass:

So I went and got my gun, spun the chambers, and put it on the table.

N.B. The story was unrelated to the departure of the deceased from this life.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:28 PM

    One more reason why such fond memories of the deceased should be recounted after the prayer service at the funeral home rather than as part of the funeral Mass.

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  2. Eternal rest grant unto funeral eulogies, O Lord; and let no light shine upon them. May they rest in peace. Amen.

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  3. I wish, my friends. But if someone like Senator Kennedy can have inappropriate eulogies, how can we tell our people they can't?

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  4. pennyante2:05 PM

    "So I went and got my gun, spun the chambers, and put it on the table."

    Scary!

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  5. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Point taken Father Charles. I also believe that the guidelines of the Boston Archdiocese limits funeral eulogies to five minutes, and we saw how well that worked out!

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  6. Yikes!
    Glad to hear it was unrelated to the demise of the deceased, but still...
    How odd!

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