A priest-friend of mine, whose first name was Joseph, was assigned to St. Joseph parish; he LOVED (!) to answer the phone 'St. Joseph Church. This is Joseph'
Driver - "St Louis?"Steve Martin - "No. Navin Johnson."
Caller: Do you know if the Church celebrates the feast of St Columbanus?Secretary: Sing a few bars and I'll see if I can recognise it.Lame I know but it was the best I could do! lol
LOL! Good one.'You aspire to great things? Begin with little ones.'St. Augustinewww.saintsquotes.net
Chong: Who is it?Cheech: It's me, Dave. Let me in, I think the cops saw me come in here.Chong: Who?Cheech: Dave.Chong: Dave?Cheech: Right, man, Dave. Now will you open up the door?Chong: Dave's not here.
Oh, man. I seem to have opened a can of worms with my movie reference. :)
I used to volunteer for the Missionaries of Charity in Lynwood, CA. Once I answered their phone for them and the young woman on the other end said, "Hello, is this... Mother Teresa?"
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