The other day we had a guest priest come to celebrate a funeral. He didn't have time to do the committal, however, so after the Mass I had to rush out to jump in the hearse and go to the cemetery. I wanted to tell him that our sacristan could be trusted to help him put things away and show him out in my absence, so I said to him:
"Father, I have to go to the cemetery, but our sacristan, he'll take care of you."
"Oh no," the priest replied, "I'm not taking any money!"