It's always entertaining for me to read the search engine terms that bring visitors to this blog. Here are two of my recent favorites:
Sarcasm in catholic religious communities. How much time do you have, friend?
unitarian homily baptism. How about this: In Matthew 28:19, Jesus tells us to make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. But you can't do everything, can you? So I baptize you in the name of...uh..I'm not sure.