November 17, 2011

Overheard in the Sacristy

The sacristan was at the end of one jug of wine and didn't want to open a new one. There was only a little for the cruet.

"Is this enough for you, Father?" she asked.

"Plenty," the priest replied.

"I don't want to mix the old wine with the new," she continued.

To which the priest affirmed, "The Lord himself forbids it."

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