I know this is silly and a little irreverent, but I thought it would be interesting. After two years in the priesthood, here are my stats:
Marriages witnessed: 19
Priests on whom I have laid hands at their ordination: 3
Δ for the Church Militant under my watch (baptisms less committals): -12 :(
Grace and gratitude: overwhelming and endless, respectively.
Worthiness: Less each day.